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10 Snarky Wedding Ideas for the Soonlywed Who DGAF

Brittny Drye Founder + Editor-in-Chief of Love Inc. Magazine | On-Air Wedding Expert | LGBTQ+ Inclusivity in the Wedding Industry

Your wedding should be a reflection of you, and hey, there are a few of us out there who appreciate snarky humor. If that sounds like you and your partner (and you don't think Grandma will be too offended), read on for ideas and products that are sure to prompt chuckles and conversations amongst guests. 


Badass Balloon Company will help you level up your celebration with sassy sayings such as “Drinks Well With Others,” Yassss Bitch,” and “Best F*cking Day Ever.” They also have balloon garland and balloon backdrop kits, and, if you're based in the New Orleans area, they can even send a Drag Queen balloonagram

This escort card installation, designed by Emily Clarke Events, drops a truth in a very stylish and creative way. 


TFW your save-the-dates tell it like it is. This save-the-date magnet comes in customized colors/foils, and sets the tone for a good time. $41.60 for 50


Anyone else feel like these cake toppers are 100% appropriate for 2020 weddings? Fucking Finally Topper, $17.60; About Damn Time Topper, $16 

Adding a little humor to the unplugged ceremony signage is a way to guarantee that people will actually read it. Design by Camryn Brooke Events, photo by Bassos Weddings


And this, my friends, is the perfect getting-ready outfit for your wedding party. $12.38 via Etsy


Funny folks are always welcome. Photo by Mandee Johnson Photography via Something Turquoise


Who wouldn't want a little Janis Ian attitude attached to their wedding favors? Thank You tags from Etsy$4.78


Because sometimes guests just need a little encouragement out on the dance floor. Acrylic sign from Etsy, $24.95; Download from Etsy, $2.39

Perfect for that one person who you know will be losing it in the audience (looking at you, Mom). And be sure to check out even more great handkerchief designs from this Etsy shop$10


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